Someday I will stop writing boring blog posts

...and actually start blogging on a regular basis. If I had to choose my blogger style, it would be something like this or this. The latter is a new discovery. For a moment I even thought she was me...minus the child bride part:

Mormon female professional. Check.

High school English teacher. Check.

Liberal. Check. (Please ignore the name "Ayn" in my blog header. I don't know why I own her books.)

Distrust-er of those who like Glenn Beck. Check. (I love you Tony!)

Discusser and sharer of the crazy things people say and do in church. Check.

Sadly, I will never be able to blog like her because despite my degree in English, I don't think I ever completely learned the art of putting my best thoughts into words (or at least I never learned how to do it in a witty and entertaining manner).

P.S. Shout out to Darren Edwards, Elizabeth Benson, and my almost non-existent role in their accomplishments! Check out City Weekly's Best of 2011 (third one down). Note the second one down, and you will find today's blog inspiring discovery.